Catastrophe!

Remind me never again to go anywhere with my step-cousin, “Jacklyn”. We went to the mall yesterday, took 2 buses and an el to get there, but we got there. Once we got there, not only did she spend the whole time perusing for boys and collecting phone numbers, she left me. Mind you, I have never been to this mall, and she leaves me to go traipsing around with some scrubby looking guy who wasn’t all that cute to begin with. So, I ended up having to look for her. On the up side, I met a cute guy from Mississippi, but he had two gold teeth (ugh). I am just happy to be back. The heels were killing my feet! Then, she never did tell me my aunt said to call when we got there, or to be back around six. According to her, it was “Just gettin hype,” so we stayed until they closed the mall at 9 and it took us until nearly eleven to get home. When we got home, we got cussed out, and I didn’t even get to go bowling. I’ve been waiting to go bowling since I got here. Now, her daddy’s got us working like “Hebrew slaves”, all because she wanted to be fast. I don’t have time for this nonsense. How old am I? Thank you! But she’ll learn what’s what one of these days, cause you can’t tell young girls nothin’. And far be it for me to try to be anybody’s momma. I don’t have kids and I don’t want any.

Staying out the pimp game,

Erica

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Stay tuned for another misadventure of this almost grown woman…until the next time, keep it true, no matter how many feelings truth hurts!

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